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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

My spelling is horrible

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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