- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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