What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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