- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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