Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Sixty... eight

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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