- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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