- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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