What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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A house comes around the corner.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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