- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Banana Hamock.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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