- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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