- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What city likes baseball the most? New York

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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