- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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