- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what's funny about war? nothing!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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