- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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