- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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