- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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