- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What is life? Paul.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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