Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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