- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is life? Paul.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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