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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

roses are red poo is poo

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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