2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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There's my tractor.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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