a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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