- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is life? Paul.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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