- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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