If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Denard Robinson

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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