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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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