- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Obama lin Baden.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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