- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

bangers and mash?

Your big dick.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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