- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

an american walks out of a strip club.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Albino African Americans

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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