- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what's funny about war? nothing!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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