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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!