- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

read this sentence again.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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