Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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