- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What is life? Paul.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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