- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

My Nan, that is all.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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