Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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