What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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