- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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