what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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your mom.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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