- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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