A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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poo

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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