- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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