- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Half life 3 confirmed

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??