Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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