What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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