The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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