- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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