What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Smeg...

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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