- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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