- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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