- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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