- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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