- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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