- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Obama lin Baden.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar