What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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