How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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No your aunties a joke

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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