- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why dont they make black forks

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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