What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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