What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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