- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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