What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Your Mom The End.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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