- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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