Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Hi what I lug you

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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