what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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