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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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