- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Justin Bieber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Your Mom The End.

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