- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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