- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

You are joking right?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

This is an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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