- Anti Joke

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

race-car = rac-ecar

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.