Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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SEX

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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jews

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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