- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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