- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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