Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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