- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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