How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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