- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A pope meets another one

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

batman farted so hes retarded

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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