- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Take part of what?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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