- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Whats the defination of cruelty

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Roses are red.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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