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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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