dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I'm homeless.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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