Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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