- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What is white and long? A New York winter

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