What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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