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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

woman's rights

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Women's Rights

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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