Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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