- Anti Joke

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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