- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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