- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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