What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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This is an anti- joke

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Men's rights

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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