Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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knock knock? come in

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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