knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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test

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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