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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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