- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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