Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Guest what in the butt

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Women's professional sports

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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