You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

black chicken. kfc

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

your mama's so fat... that's it

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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