Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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