- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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