roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Badabing.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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