- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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