- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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