Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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