- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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