Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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