- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock Fuck off!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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