Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

bite me

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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