What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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