a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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