If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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