Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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american idol

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Anti Joke

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