- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Yo Momma So Fat!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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