- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

hi michael

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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