- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

i hate non minorities!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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