- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jersey Shore.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Women can vote? WTF

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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