- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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