- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Pickles are powerful

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

alex is cool

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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