What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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