If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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ejaculation JLR

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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