When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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one stop shop

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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