- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How High is a Chinese man

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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