why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

your mama so old, shes dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

i like turtles

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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