A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

I just drank a cola.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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