Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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are u black unlucky

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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