What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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