EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Tucker Rivera

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A guy walks into a bar

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A seal walks into a club.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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