Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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