Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

The New York Giants

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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