- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do we call Osama? Osama

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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