- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

^ That's not even funny ^

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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