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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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