Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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