- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Dumbledore dies.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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