Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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