My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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