why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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David Cameron

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Penis chickens

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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alert('The Game')

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Anti Joke

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