- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What is green and slow Grass.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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