Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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