Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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