- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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