- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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