- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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