- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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what came first the chicken or the chips

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

roses are red poo is poo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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