- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

My children are mistakes

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