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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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