- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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