How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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