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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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