- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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