What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

joe galasso from plainview ny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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