- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

So a horse walks into a barn.

why are balck people black because they are

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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