- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

knock knock who's there? your destiny

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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