I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did one computer say to the other .........

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

thumb_up thumb_down -9

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops