- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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