okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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