- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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