- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

123 f*ck off

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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