- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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