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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

123 f*ck off

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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