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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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