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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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