- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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