- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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