Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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i saw amango it splootered

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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