Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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