- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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