Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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