you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

every knight i see an owl at window

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

PIED NINNY!

hi charles lattuca III

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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