- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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