What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Beka has AIDS

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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