- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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