What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Good job, son.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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