- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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