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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Fat? Jesse Z

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Women.

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