Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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