- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are really funny

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Women's Rights

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

that wall over there ->

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Barack Obama.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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