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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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