- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Cancer

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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