- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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