How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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