Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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