- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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