There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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How did th-A fridge.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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black people

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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