- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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