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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Everybody will die

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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