- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Granny porn!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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