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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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