josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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