- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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