- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Women's rights

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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