what looks like a banana? a penis

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Homo say what?

hi jonny

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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