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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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