- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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