- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's 2+2? Fish

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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