Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Dead girls can't say no.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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