How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Anti Joke

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