- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Wenis Penis

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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