what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

whats hairy and crys your mom

No your aunties a joke

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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