- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A fat guy!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??