Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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