What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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