Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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deez nuts

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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