Where's my tractor?

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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