- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Face...the other white meat!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Good job, son.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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