- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

rent a cops

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Get on the boat.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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