- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

i had sex.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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