- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

The New York Giants

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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