Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A Serbian Film

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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