What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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