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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are red Im adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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