- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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