- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Yanter, Look it up

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

So FDR walks into a bar.

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