69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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