why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

there once was a black man who played basketball

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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