Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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