Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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black chicken. kfc

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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