What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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This sentence is a lie.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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