Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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