What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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No!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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