- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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